Quickies

Today is clearly “Black Folks Go Crazy” Day.  We’re all over the news today, talking crap, doing crap, getting in trouble for scaring white people, cheating on wives, trying to justify homewrecking, and generally acting a fool.  SMH.  Still amusing as hell though.  Please, read on!

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Alicia vs Mashonda?  Who will you choose?  Can’t we both just make them into Pokemon cards and have some kids play them by yelling dumb moves at each other?  Ain’t no women should be beefing over that cricket Swizz Beatz.  The Superwoman now speaks!  (Vibe Magazine)

Tell me again, exactly what leg does Chris Brown have to stand on?  Of course you wanted to keep it private: no one who wails on their partner exactly wants to go around telling people “Hey, this is my bitch. Yeah ok, I beat her up.  Aw, don’t worry, it’s cool, said I’m sorry.  (turns to partner) Oh, babe, by the way, your mouth is oozing blood, I think you need some tissues.”  (Bossip)

Serena freaks the eff out, cusses some folk out, gets slapped with a fine, and possible probation from the U.S. Open.  Poor Serena? No, she still gets to go home and get put to bed by Common.  I somehow think she’ll be fine.  (The New York Times)

Tiger’s fine, and he says he’s sorry.  He stands by his wife, Elin, who’s now facing a possible domestic violence charge.  And Tiger still wants to say he’s not black?  Funny: he has a white wife, they got into a fight, she beat him up, and now they’re cool.  I feel like some people think ya can’t act blacker than that! (lol) (Vibe Magazine)

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